tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39102686818405429172024-03-13T10:38:28.465-07:00Cyntura's BlogWelcome to Cyntura's Blog! This is how I am getting on at uni . I hope you enjoy your read :DAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06443092996670367829noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3910268681840542917.post-83933055583228017262012-12-21T07:55:00.000-08:002012-12-21T07:55:11.649-08:00Met Lois on Thursday...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDMeTkmmZZxBrIMiv9ld-upcp2OGCWP_tzS837LUe-NjvNsDZ3DDzWZdOIYEgIK9VmebDX_WY3DTgk2z5-O47EMb6RXxjTWPezf7MJ4r_sHqPg7FPJXURKmceIkHO6RL1kUo9IXL0hRYg/s1600/funny+santa+GIF+gif+random.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDMeTkmmZZxBrIMiv9ld-upcp2OGCWP_tzS837LUe-NjvNsDZ3DDzWZdOIYEgIK9VmebDX_WY3DTgk2z5-O47EMb6RXxjTWPezf7MJ4r_sHqPg7FPJXURKmceIkHO6RL1kUo9IXL0hRYg/s200/funny+santa+GIF+gif+random.gif" width="200" /></a>And it was utterly terrible! I don't know why I didn't feign an illness or something. She keeps going on about podiatry and all of the university offers she has and about our old school... ARGGGHHHH! She is a drain on the brain quite literally! I was far more worried about getting my Christmas presents rather last minute but she wanted to drag around Cheam when I wanted to go to the nearest Farmfoods in Sutton and see what offers they had on chicken fillets or at worst turkey. Over the past few days I have been buying loads of custard, gattaeu, ice cream, chips and pizzas. Yummmy! This is all to help with my diabetic studies by the way guys... I don't eat this all for fun! *burp*<br />
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I bought a Chrsitmas card for Lois but didn't realise until I got home that it was a brail card! I set her a test to find out what was different about it when I gave it to her. Of course she failed miserably as you'd expect from someone who has had to retake year 12... the IQ tends to take a bashing...<br />
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We are going to Hyde Park Winter Wonderland tomorrow... I found out that that creepy mechanical santa above is actually in the place we are going to tomorrow D: If I see it, I will set Lois on it. <br />
Oh gosh... I just hope she manages to control herself at this place. Apparently it is going to tip it down with rain so I hope she won't keep jumping in puddles and soaking me :( I have over 2 hours on the tube with her... pity me!<br />
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I won't be on over Christmas but I will wish all of my devoted Cynturians a great holiday and a lovely new year! Which reminds me... I still don't have any presents for my mum, dad or sister. :S I blame Lois as we were meant to be looking for something in Sutton! I guess now I will have to get them New Years gifts instead of Christmas ones! I have had no chance since getting back from uni so far because junk food cannot buy itself :) *sigh* I miss uni so much... at least everything is sane there. I wonder how Professor Vampire spends its Christmas. Does it stay in a coffin all day long and dissect thing over the festive season? Do vampires even celebrate Christmas? I must ask some Twilight maniacs about this- you can find plenty around here. In fact I am noticing that Keele is far more intellectual than Sutton is. With types like Lois around what do you expect?<br />
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I feel the call of a mince pie and turkey and stuffing sandwich, so will log-off now. Take care my fan club :)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06443092996670367829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3910268681840542917.post-55321495109078659152012-12-07T04:00:00.001-08:002012-12-07T04:00:26.007-08:00Emergency Update!<h2 style="text-align: center;">
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It has come to my attention via BBC news that dogs in New Zealand... ARE LEARNING TO DRIVE!!!!!!</h2>
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As you well know, I am terrified of dogs, and now they are going to be driving cars! Be very afraid! I am scared at how quickly it has gone from dog being mans best freind to wanting to run them over in a car. I mean, after all. How do dogs understand pelican crossings, roundabouts and traffic lights. Plus, if they see a cat or bird or squirel, will they drive across a dual carrigeway just to get it? This surely is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse!</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06443092996670367829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3910268681840542917.post-10005233728728975042012-12-02T01:15:00.002-08:002012-12-02T01:15:51.554-08:00Its coming home, its coming home, its coming! Christmas is coming home!<a href="http://www.glitter-graphics.com/"><img border="0" height="300" src="http://dl3.glitter-graphics.net/pub/748/748893bn6j4br9ss.gif" width="546" /> </a><br />
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Hi guysss! It is now only 23 days until Christmas!!!!! Or crimbo day as I prefer to call it :) I am organising to go to Hyde Park Winter Wonderland with Lois in a few weeks, but sadly 'T' can't come on the day :( Who can I hit with my bag now? Plus, what if Lois has one of those energy drinks like Monster and goes crazy like she has done before? True story here people: I went to a park with Lois and she had an energy drink. She had only drunk half and went crazy. She thought a tree looked like Gandalf from lord of the rings and was laughing hysterically at a pigeon just flying about. How can a tree look like that person there? Then we had a kung fu fight and then a Pirates of the Caribbean style fight with twigs. Fun times! I will probably have to leave her in the kindergarten area if she goes mental- she acts like a two year old if she has too much energy. Just remember what I told you about the chilli eating 'competition' at Jimmy Spice's.... It says that the Magical Ice Kingdom is cold at -8C but would that be cold enough to store chicken fillets? Or even scampi bites... I don't know how cold our freezer thing is... but if you take something out of it, it looks as though it has just come out of the ice age. Will I freeze if I go to the Magical Ice Kingdom? Anyways, how can it be magical? Surely they are only ice sculptures. I'm sure Lois will have no problems going in there in just a T-shirt as she freakishly never gets cold. <br />
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Write again soon my little Cynturians! :DAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06443092996670367829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3910268681840542917.post-44093746231976265542012-11-19T08:41:00.002-08:002012-11-19T08:41:43.169-08:00Stupid signsNot been on much, especially TSR as I tend to procrastinate a lot :( I have also nicied-up my blog's appearance (just to annoy people by making it lag :p)<br />
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<a href="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/28/article-0-0E93B1A100000578-468_634x373.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="117" src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/28/article-0-0E93B1A100000578-468_634x373.jpg" width="200" /></a>I saw a really stupid sign on the Daily Mail: <br />
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It makes me wonder what it is coming to in today's society if we can't even spell a simple word like school corectly. :(<br />
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I can't actually find anyone who makes bikes for dogs but then again, as this video shows, they can use a kids bike. But why would they want to...??? Whatever next? Well! I found a terrifying advert that might explain what happens if dogs get just too clever...</div>
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Another terrifying thing; I just read on the Fox News site about these worms that have sharp little teeth and can live in a human for up to 15 years! They can go into any organ in the body they like and quite literally eat you :S Though you can only really get it by eating things like sushi that aren't prepared properly. Still scary stuff though!</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06443092996670367829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3910268681840542917.post-87404886780177053002012-11-13T12:33:00.002-08:002012-11-18T08:53:40.509-08:00I can't do maths D:Hello my army of Cynturians!<br />
Have been very busy having to demolish over ten packets of chocolate digestives, which Tescos over-delivered with my order the other day. As I am a student, I don't want to see them going to waste ... *burp*. As Lois has said, I must keep up to date with my diabetic studies and with 86 calories per biccy, I'd imagine the sugar would go off the Richter scale.<br />
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Also they both have daft hats and uniforms... although I am rather temped to call Santa's garb an over-sized dressing gown. I am now starting to doubt that Santa and Captin Ponky-Birdseye are actually either a) brothers or b) the same person. Which begs the question, if the latter is true then does this Santa-Captain-Duo thingy ride around the skies delivering presents on a giant fish finger? <br />
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Anyway, just had a funny five minutes, I'm sure it is due to too much sugar in my blood. I don't really know the technical terms as after all, I haven't been listening in my lectures; how can you when more pressing matters such as Captain Birdseye are on your bonce? I know Prof. Vampire said that it was to do with the glyciemic-doo-dah... I'll ask Lois as she does biology, when she can be bothered and stop harassing me about chickens.<br />
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She also sent me some random picture of her dog's fat knose, even though she knows I am scared of dogs.<br />
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Actually I also don't like:<br />
Cats<br />
Birds<br />
Sheep<br />
Goats<br />
Cows<br />
Pigs<br />
Chickens (except for digesting)<br />
Llamas<br />
Monkeys<br />
Insects<br />
Elephants<br />
Butterflies- there is a story with this as well. Went with a family member to London Zoo and went into the Butterfly Farm but had to run away to the exit as there wasn't an inch of that place where there weren't any butterflies. It terrified me for life and I am now a different person and constantly suffer from flashbacks...<br />
Add turtles, fish and all anphiboans to the list and I think that is enough to outline my animal fear. I honestly don't know what nature invented them for unless it is to scare me. Who needs and ECG to check that your heart is functioning?<br />
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Post more soon :D<br />
Still have some biccies left so might make a scampi-digestive crumble mix. Yummy :)<br />
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p.s. Too many scampi bites affecting the brain; have just told Lois that Christmas is in 4 weeks and a few days when it is actually 6!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06443092996670367829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3910268681840542917.post-39554893223029729992012-11-10T13:24:00.002-08:002012-11-10T13:24:34.297-08:00As I prommed...So I was on TSR again today and saw a quotation that said 'It is hard to find a black cat in a dark room, especially when it is not there.' I have been thinking about this all day and have come to this conclusion;<br />
A person who owned a black cat had a power-cut and so their whole house was in darkness during the night. The streetlights have also gone out and they can't find the flashlight. They are trying to find their cat 'Mr. Tiddles' for argument's sake as Mr. Tiddles has to have his dinner. But Mr. Tiddles isn't in the house as he can't see to find his way home.<br />
From that saying, we can understand we must have a flashlight that we can either find by keeping it in a draw where we know it is or get a glow-in-the-dark one like in Night at the Museum 2. <br />
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Lois is at the Trout Inn at Winchester... they serve really nice food there I'm guessing which makes me rather sad and home-sick :( I forgot to get more marshmallows at the shops so I'm rather depressed. Lois promised that she would bring me home a lump of trout in her handbag although I don't much fancy this idea as one wonders when she last turned her handbag out. I don't much fancy all those bits of fluff and flick that might accumulate on a rather old and stale piece of fish.<br />
I remember when we were at school and she found a packet of Orbit chewing gum in her bag. The gum has gone gooey and fused with the paper, but this didn't deter her; instead she eat both the chewing gum and paper!<br />
Anyway, if I have fish, I would rather have something that I know and trust like my beloved scampi bites (even though I am not 100% sure what they are....).<br />
I have read that some large Japanese corporations are stock-piling giant supplies of fish in order to force the price up. Is Japanese scampi more genuine than British scampi? Anyways, I will always trust Captain Birdseye as he is a Captain so he must know what he is doing...<br />
Does he go to work and sit in his office dressed up as a sailor? I'm guessing on dress-down Fridays he goes as a pirate. :)<br />
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EDIT: Just changed my mind on having scampi for din-dins as I forgot to order lemon to have with it *sob*. <br />
I am going to have cheese on naan bread instead :DAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06443092996670367829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3910268681840542917.post-71443300251888691282012-11-09T13:23:00.001-08:002012-11-20T09:43:53.586-08:00Cyntura's returnHello again my little Cynturians ;)<br />
Sorry I haven't been on but I have a million and one things to do... like my online Tescos order which consisted of several boxes of scampi bites :) I don't really know what scampi is.... :S But it is nice anyways. On Google, people tended to argue what it was really and I saw a site that said that 'what is scampi' was a top Google searching term in 2011... so why don't we know? It isn't as though it has to be a closely guarded secret of the government's and yet no-one truly knows the answer...<br />
I also ordered some bananas, kiwis and potatoes. Was going to make scampi and jacket potato but worried that the microwave won't suffice.... I always think that jacket potatoes always look like potatoes with bomber jackets on :D Probably why they are called 'jacket' potato. Also going to have fruit salad but with only two fruits, I am tempted to call it a fruit medley. <br />
Oh yeah! I also have like a gazzilion exams next week :( Lois came on TSR complaining about het psychology KAT (key assessment test) on Monday. I honestly don't have the time to feel sorry for her and reply to her numerous and never-ending stream of messages saying 'OMG!!!!!!! This uni gave be an interview!1!!!11111!!!!' ¬__¬<br />
Might as well give you the rest of my shopping spree:<br />
petit filous, naan bread, 4pack orange juice, bread , spaghetti,
mushroom sauce, stir fry sauce, stir fry , coleslaw and a few other random bits ^__^ I think I have far too much sauce and not enough stir-fry though... I have my 5 a day covered though as I have far too much orange juice! Who needs fresh vegetables?<br />
Going to go on TSR and get some inspiration for my work... <br />
I prom that I will write more tomorrow :D<br />
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So luckily I will not be able to come home this weekend; our launderette is failing to work at the student accommodation as the buttons don't work and so going to a local laundrette to have the laundry done has eaten up all my train ticket money... oh deary me! At least I can dodge that day out with beetroot friend. She wasn't too happy about it. <br />
The last few weeks have gone so fast! And faster than I thought as I have 9-5 days a lot :( Still got to see beetroot friend around Christmas so I'm dreading that, but at least I'm off the hook for now.<br />
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Planning to do something for Halloween; I never normally celebrate it but I expect everyone is going to do something here. I was thinking of ordering a 'Scream' mask online but then I realised that people here always look like that with the amount of time they spend up late at night when they should be sleeping. Therefore I'll stick to the safest plan of cooking chicken and possibly adding a pumpkin sauce... Might also buy some Mr Kipling Halloween cakes for afters. :D Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06443092996670367829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3910268681840542917.post-39082096656814398532012-10-23T11:10:00.000-07:002012-10-23T11:10:01.526-07:00Coming home on SaturdaySo I am once again returning home on Saturday and I am meeting up with beetroot friend. Her real name is Lois by the way :p We were going to go to Jimmy Spice's to have a chilli eating competition but instead she decided on Weatherspoons because if I am honest, she is a complete and utter cheap skate. She even gets me to use my NUS card to get her discounts! Am actually dreading the prospect of meeting her because all she is going to do is keep going on about our old school and all the old friends who I have escaped from! And also chickens... she seems obsessed by the subject having asked me to take a photo of my chicken in the fridge.<br />
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I am starting to get a bit tired of chicken now... so I was thinking of getting a turkey instead as they are starting to appear in the shops. Not quite sure how I will get it into the freezer, but perhaps if I cut it into small lumps it should fit in nicely. If not I will take up next door's offer on the baseball bat to shove it in. I just hope no-one opens the freezer door too late at night or else it will look like like a Saw movie. <br />
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I've got another 'friend'. She knows who she is, her name begins with 'T'. It is a shame that she works on Saturdays otherwise she could come to the dreaded meal with beetroot friend and keep her under control. That said, I usually usually get pleasure from hitting friend 'T' with my handbag. Don't know why if I'm honest, just makes me chuckle. Hahaha! :D I have a sneaking suspicion that if I pop home at the weekend, 'T' plans to put cakes through my letter box. I like to eat her cakes even though I hit her with my handbag. :) C'est la vie as the say!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06443092996670367829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3910268681840542917.post-31386887044925801342012-10-22T00:16:00.000-07:002012-10-22T10:27:57.389-07:00Online shoppingSo yeah, my online shopping now has chicken fillets, not a whole chicken this time. At least they won't be useful as an effective hockey puc. I also went to the shops the other day, and bought a tin of sweetcorn but forgot the darn tin-opener. I tried to open it by throwing it at the wall but decided to stop when a big dent appeared both in the tin and the wall and the person next door was banging on the wall telling me to shut up or else they'd get their baseball bat. I said that this would be useful in helping to open the tin. They weren't amused. At least with online shopping you can't really forget openers as easily but why are there so many varieties when they all do the same thing? Why should I use a butterfly type over an electric one? There are also even also ones that lift the lid off in one go. Who needs all these types, unless of course you live at Downton Abbey.<br />
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Our lecturer told us that the brains we will be looking at in class are those of students who failed to do the work well.... I am now terrified. When I heard that university was a new experience, I hadn't realised that prodding around with an ex-student's brain would be one of them. Who needs the 31st of October and Fright Nights when you can just take a trip to our biomed labs? <br />
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I have so much work to do and have no inspiration. I went on TSR instead and spoke to beetroot friend. She told me to listen to music, which I hadn't thought of. I also didn't know what to write for my report but found out in a textbook from the library. I wonder if the library has any good textbooks for student cooking...<br />
A Google search was no good; all the sites were the same. They kept being silly and saying things like Required: one student, big cooking pot, open fire, people to chase after student etc. I just wanted a basic chicken fillet recipe. One said pureed chicken is nice, so I'll give that a try. I have read somewhere that braised tripe is good, nutritious and cheap on a student budget particularly if braised with onions. I'm guessing it tastes like mince as it looks like it... Might give it a whirl. <br />
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Write more soon :)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06443092996670367829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3910268681840542917.post-84752275528653297472012-10-21T10:54:00.003-07:002012-10-22T09:31:14.289-07:00XmasSo I've been messaging my friend and we've decided to meet up over xmas. Not sure where we are going to go but not Jimmy Spice's; when we last went there my friend decided to challenge herself and ate a whole chilli. After going red-faced she persisted in laughing hysterically, prompting any close by-standers to awkwardly and slowly edge away. It was like talking to a living beetroot.<br />
Afterwards we (I went with another friend too ;) ) went to H&M. There were two shops just across from one another so whilst my other friend was looking at the clothes, myself and the beetroot-chilli friend hid in the next shop. I led the way to hide... but went straight to the maternity section! Was largely embarrassing. The beetroot-chilli friend said 'Is there something you're not telling me?' 'NO!' I said clearly, swallowing hard and not knowing where to look. We hurried over to the jumper section and then to the shoes.<br />
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My friend couldn't decide whether to buy some red canvas shoes or not so we had an in-depth pro and con conversation with annoyed women trying to reach the shoes behind us. She got them in the end. Was asking her the other week if she was going to wear them but forgot the forecast was for rain. She said that she'd look as though her feet were bleeding profusely if she got them wet.<br />
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Anyway, I hope that it will be as fun as the lunch at Weatherspoons with the same beetroot-chilli friend and another (different) friend. We couldn't decide on a film and when I said that it was all 'a blur', beetroot friend kept cracking jokes by saying 'We should see A Blur' in a French accent. When 'Katy Perry-A Part of Me' was suggested, beetroot said, 'What, so we only get to see one part of her, like her hand throughout the entire film? Waste of money.'<br />
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No idea where to go still... well. At least I have half term in a week to think... so I won't be able to blog for a while :(<br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06443092996670367829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3910268681840542917.post-21822894496208773392012-10-21T06:35:00.002-07:002012-10-22T09:30:57.733-07:00I signed up to the wrong course.So we have been doing some weird stuff in biomed which has lead me to suspect that I have actually signed up to either 'how to care for your Frankenstein' or 'how to effectively torture people'. We had to have electric shocks given to us and we are also going to have to look at dissected brains. Yum! That reminds me that I have decided to have the chicken with a grilled marshmallow topping and pot noodle hair. :D We also have to take blood samples from ourselves... no doubt the lecturer is a vampire...<br />
Spoke to my friend again... she was pulling funny faces using the mirror effect on messenger plus :D <br />
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Well Halloween is approaching and I'm planning to get a pumpkin and carve it out with one of the extra questionably large scalpels from the lab. I would get a plastic cat or spiders but I utterly terrified of them, real or fake. Currently the new phrase is Hubble bubble, toilet trouble as we've had to call Dynarod for the fourth time this week as someone who was playing indoor hockey with my defrosting chicken clumsily hit it into the toilet pan in an own goal. Well they were the ones to use the bathroom door frame as a goal! That really was money down the pan! Though I reckon the reason the chicken slid into the toilet pan so fast was because it was poultryfied!<br />
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I have decided to not go into town to get food as it is far away and aimed at people with memory loss; nearly all the shops have a double. Two Boots shops- who really needs two of them? I have instead ordered online another replacement chicken, orange juice and an inexhaustive supply of biscuits. I may make chicken crumble on Wednesday in an orange sauce... <br />
As we are learning about type 2 diabetes, I intend to fully understand the symptoms of it with excessive sugar consumption :)<br />
I'll write more soon :)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06443092996670367829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3910268681840542917.post-42071435324165023882012-10-21T06:09:00.000-07:002012-10-21T06:10:59.684-07:00The frozen chickenHi guys! :) So I arrived at Keele (ok...a while ago. I've only just gotten round to blogging!). It is quite small here... there are around 30 of us in this student accommodation block but a tiny kitchen unit! We each have a small section of a freezer but it was murder trying to shove that chicken in there. One of its legs kept poking back out. I also have some pasta from home... I reckon I am going to get tired of keep having this wretched stuff... so instead I have opted for supernoodles which will be the staple part of my diet :D I'm a bit worried abut how to cook this chicken as the microwave is tiny and this chicken is a great big brute!<br />
The internet is poo round here and when talking with a friend on Skype it kept freezing horribly so they looked as though they were having a fit. :( We also had to keep shouting because of the dodgy connection and repeating everything we said over 300 times. It was awful trying to ask how the weather was.<br />
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I have also brought my giraffe-dog-thing along. I don't actually know what it is as it is short and fat like a dog but has giraffe skin. I have included a photo :)<br />
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I'll write more soon :DAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06443092996670367829noreply@blogger.com0