Blogger Widgets Cyntura's Blog: December 2012

Friday 21 December 2012

Met Lois on Thursday...

And it was utterly terrible! I don't know why I didn't feign an illness or something. She keeps going on about podiatry and all of the university offers she has and about our old school... ARGGGHHHH! She is a drain on the brain quite literally! I was far more worried about getting my Christmas presents rather last minute but she wanted to drag around Cheam when I wanted to go to the nearest Farmfoods in Sutton and see what offers they had on chicken fillets or at worst turkey. Over the past few days I have been buying loads of custard, gattaeu, ice cream, chips and pizzas. Yummmy! This is all to help with my diabetic studies by the way guys... I don't eat this all for fun! *burp*
I bought a Chrsitmas card for Lois but didn't realise until I got home that it was a brail card! I set her a test to find out what was different about it when I gave it to her. Of course she failed miserably as you'd expect from someone who has had to retake year 12... the IQ tends to take a bashing...

We went to Sutton and sat in the shopping center, but there was this annoying noise the whole time and Lois said she was going mental keep listening to it which was rather surprising to hear as I was under the impression that she is already half-way there. We then went round the Eden  craft place that was a tent set-up in the high street with all Christmas gift things. I told Lois about the man who was selling liquid soap the other day; he just took my hand and squirted some of the soap on it and left it all slimy. D: Euurgh! I was not at all amused :(

We are going to Hyde Park Winter Wonderland tomorrow... I found out that that creepy mechanical santa above is actually in the place we are going to tomorrow D: If I see it, I will set Lois on it.
Oh gosh... I just hope she manages to control herself at this place. Apparently it is going to tip it down with rain so I hope she won't keep jumping in puddles and soaking me :( I have over 2 hours on the tube with her... pity me!

I won't be on over Christmas but I will wish all of my devoted Cynturians a great holiday and a lovely new year! Which reminds me... I still don't have any presents for my mum, dad or sister. :S I blame Lois as we were meant to be looking for something in Sutton! I guess now I will have to get them New Years gifts instead of Christmas ones! I have had no chance since getting back from uni so far because junk food cannot buy itself :) *sigh* I miss uni so much... at least everything is sane there. I wonder how Professor Vampire spends its Christmas. Does it stay in a coffin all day long and dissect thing over the festive season? Do vampires even celebrate Christmas? I must ask some Twilight maniacs about this- you can find plenty around here. In fact I am noticing that Keele is far more intellectual than Sutton is. With types like Lois around what do you expect?

I feel the call of a mince pie and turkey and stuffing sandwich, so will log-off now. Take care my fan club :)

Friday 7 December 2012

Emergency Update!

This is an emergency update!

It has come to my attention via BBC news that dogs in New Zealand... ARE LEARNING TO DRIVE!!!!!!

I have evidence here!!


 
As you well know, I am terrified of dogs, and now they are going to be driving cars! Be very afraid! I am scared at how quickly it has gone from dog being mans best freind to wanting to run them over in a car. I mean, after all. How do dogs understand pelican crossings, roundabouts and traffic lights. Plus, if they see a cat or bird or squirel, will they drive across a dual carrigeway just to get it?  This surely is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse!

Sunday 2 December 2012

Its coming home, its coming home, its coming! Christmas is coming home!

 


Hi guysss! It is now only 23 days until Christmas!!!!! Or crimbo day as I prefer to call it :) I am organising to go to Hyde Park Winter Wonderland with Lois in a few weeks, but sadly 'T' can't come on the day :( Who can I hit with my bag now? Plus, what if Lois has one of those energy drinks like Monster and goes crazy like she has done before? True story here people: I went to a park with Lois and she had an energy drink. She had only drunk half and went crazy. She thought a tree looked like Gandalf from lord of the rings and was laughing hysterically at a pigeon just flying about. How can a tree look like that person there? Then we had a kung fu fight and then a Pirates of the Caribbean style fight with twigs. Fun times! I will probably have to leave her in the kindergarten area if she goes mental- she acts like a two year old if she has too much energy. Just remember what I told you about the chilli eating 'competition' at Jimmy Spice's.... It says that the Magical Ice Kingdom is cold at -8C but would that be cold enough to store chicken fillets? Or even scampi bites... I don't know how cold our freezer thing is... but if you take something out of it, it looks as though it has just come out of the ice age. Will I freeze if I go to the Magical Ice Kingdom? Anyways, how can it be magical? Surely they are only ice sculptures. I'm sure Lois will have no problems going in there in just a T-shirt as she freakishly never gets cold.
I know she has bought me a present but I haven't had the chance to go to any shops apart from Tescos online and Morrissons. I wonder if she would like to have a BOGOF packet of chicken... although on seconds thoughts, perhaps turkey to be seasonal. :D D: But how would I wrap it up? hmm.... Tin foil can be seasonal can't it? Just wrap the turkey up in that, put tin foil round it and perhaps put a little bow on top! She must learn about student life!

Write again soon my little Cynturians! :D