Blogger Widgets Cyntura's Blog: Emergency Update!

Friday, 7 December 2012

Emergency Update!

This is an emergency update!

It has come to my attention via BBC news that dogs in New Zealand... ARE LEARNING TO DRIVE!!!!!!

I have evidence here!!

As you well know, I am terrified of dogs, and now they are going to be driving cars! Be very afraid! I am scared at how quickly it has gone from dog being mans best freind to wanting to run them over in a car. I mean, after all. How do dogs understand pelican crossings, roundabouts and traffic lights. Plus, if they see a cat or bird or squirel, will they drive across a dual carrigeway just to get it?  This surely is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse!

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